What movies have not aged well?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Dr No

From Russia With Love

Have you ever had your crush reject you, and then later you all dated and married?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

How are max different from medical and minimum security prisons?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”She is very sexyful!”

What are some creepy bestiality-promoting questions obviously asked for sexual gratification?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

You Only Live Twice

Which album is your favorite that's now 50 years old (from 1975), and what's the best song on the album?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-J W Pepper

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What is your analysis of Walter White from Breaking Bad?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What are some good Caribbean islands to travel to with friends or family? Why?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Goldfinger

-All the bad guys are black.

Why are people so terrified or bothered that a person has original creative ideas, hobbies or unique interests?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

You found a love potion, and your friend tried to use it on an attractive popular girl, but he accidentally dropped it on the neighbors dog. Now the dog won't stop following him. How would you help him?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Live and Let Die

Which one is better to guys, boobs or butt?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why do people procrastinate and how can they stop?

A View to a Kill

-”Ah so!”

Moonraker